No doggy style happening at my house.

Ok so first of all I feel like I must give background info for this blog:

1. A dog can only get pregnant while she is in heat.

2. "Bitches" only go in heat about twice a year and stay in heat for roughly 2 weeks.

3. You really should not breed your dog until their 3rd heat because they are too young for the first 2 heats.

On that note. MY DOG IS IN HEAT and this is her 3rd heat!! Chihuahua's here we come!!!!!!!!

NOT.

My other chihuahua Rascal has no interest in her. I sat him down today and explained to him that I could really use an extra buck from there pups and that if he would knock her up I would be eternally thankful and I wouldn't yell as much when he pees on stuff. I do not think it helped because they are both asleep on opposite ends of the couch.

I was thinking that when she finally went in heat it would be ridiculous at my house. Chahwah sex in the kitchen, outside on every inch of the yard, moms house, my bed, their beds, in the bathroom, on the sofa, in the recliner, at the park, and everywhere else their little horny bodies could take them. Not so much.

I am going to look into doggy viagra and slip it in Rascal's kibbel.

(on a side note, my first chihuahua Doodle was so horny back in his day that we would have to give him medicine so he would stop humping everything!!)